Dumbass Dictionary
- Hype Sol! Records inc.
- Nov 15, 2024
- 1 min read
The Dumb ass might be you!
#LightsOnInDriveThru waiting in the drive thru with the headlights on is one of the dumbest acts since the automobile ex. While waiting in the drive thru with the lights on idle is a load the vehicle can do without! ex. question - What are you looking for while waiting in the drive thru that you need your headlights on BRIGHT in the rear view mirror of the car IN FRONT OF YOU!
#StupidFresh the look of a grown Man with his pants down off his buttocks! ex. You think you look fresh BUT, you really look stupid!
ex. question - Do you put your pants on and then pull them down past the buttocks or do you just pull them up to below the buttocks?
Conclusion: Don’t walk around looking Stupid while thinking you’re Fresh!
#TheWideTurn the driver who turns wide instead of maintaining their lane of travel and almost causes an accident in oncoming traffic - ex. Turning right on red and skipping lanes in front of oncoming traffic is the biggest dumbass in the world
The ultimate Dumbass is the Dumbass walking around with a hand held device oblivious to the people avoiding the collision due to an occupied mind. ex. Engaged in a text off with another Dumbass walking around doing the same thing!
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